Just got home from work when we heard the dogs going nuts on the front deck, checked it out and there was a bloody chicken!!
We live in the city for Christ sake, what do you do with a chicken? Eat it of course, only problem with that is that Elaine is a big time vegetarian.
The said chicken is now safely ensconced in the laundry and Elaine is going around the streets putting chicken found flyers in the neighbours letterboxes.
I wonder......chickens on a narrowboat....nooooooooooooooooooooooo!